Hong Kong Cantonese movie title translations cited in the New York Times (11/15/98), with an erratum published a few days later that the reporter had been fooled by an internet spoof

Leaving Las Vegas - I'm Drunk and You're A Prostitute

Field of Dreams - Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live In My Cornfield

The Crying Game - Oh No! My Girlfriend Has A Penis!

Babe - The Happy Dumpling-To-Be Who Talks and Solves Agricultural Problems

My Best Friend's Wedding - Help! My Pretend Boyfriend is Gay

George of the Jungle - Big Dumb Monkey Man Keeps Whacking Tree With Genitals

Batman and Robin - Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy

Barb Wire (with Pamela Anderson Lee) - Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You